Saturday 23 June 2018

Tongue-in-cheek project management definitions

I was having a clearout of old papers recently.
Amongst my Marks and Spencer stuff I found the amusing list of alternative definitions for project managers attached below. I wrote this glossary about 25 years ago, so now I suppose we could add:

Agile
Artificial intelligence
Machine learning
Big data
Virtual reality
Silicon roundabout
Startup
Working from home
No-code
Algorithm

Any offers offers for alternative definitions for these?

(Incidentally, in government projects 'SRO' is Senior Responsible Officer).


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